Absolute Filfth
Absolute Filfth - Black Heather / S is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Policies
Policies
The Fit Guarantee
First order or first time with a new garment type? If the fit is off, we’ll replace up to 3 items or issue store credit. (Just no "bracketing" / ordering multiple sizes to try on, please.)
Quality Promise
We stand by our craftsmanship. Defects are covered for 30 days. If something slipped through, we’ll solve it with a replacement, refund, or credit.
Custom, Not Commodity
With 500,000+ combinations, we don't stock shelves. We make this specifically for you to avoid waste. Because of this, traditional returns aren't possible, but our Fit Guarantee keeps you covered.
Worth the Wait
We don't pull from a dusty shelf. We make this fresh for you. See the Get It icon on any product for details about the timeline. Once production starts, the order is locked in.
Global Reach
We ship from the facility closest to you. We cover the US, UK, EU, Aus, & Asia. This keeps shipping times fast and minimizes import friction like duties.
Here to Help
Questions? Our team is standing by. Click here to reach out. We usually reply within 1 to 2 business days.
Care information
Care information
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Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. |
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Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. |
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Tumble dry low, or; |
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Hang-dry for longest life. |
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Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. |
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Do not dry-clean. |
Shipping
Shipping
At Swish Embassy, we are focused on getting your order to you as quickly and efficiently as possible.
We ship from production and fulfillment partners located in the United States, Canada, Mexico, the United Kingdom, the European Union, Australia, Japan, and China. Orders are automatically routed to the facility closest to you to reduce transit time.
Whenever possible, we ship orders in a way that minimizes additional charges such as duties, tariffs, or import fees. However, customs policies vary by country, and any charges assessed by local authorities are the responsibility of the recipient.
Shipping is handled via standard postal services or courier partners, depending on destination. Available shipping options and estimated delivery dates are always shown at checkout.
Ecological and Labor Standards
Ecological and Labor Standards
Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts*
- Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA
- Sweatshop-Free
- Final Assembly in Central America
- WRAP Certified
- 7x less water use than others
- Solar power used where possible
- Oeko-Tex compliant inks
- Printed in countries with high labor standards including: USA, Canada, Mexico, European Union, Japan, Australia.
*Applies to the vast majority of our products including: standard t-shirts, tank tops, retail t-shirts, women's t-shirts, hoodies and long sleeves.
Size Chart
Description
Description
Swish Embassy Signature Tee
Strutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees. Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms.
This isn’t your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We’re all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning, no matter how you express your unique self.
All-Gender Fit: The Signature Tee is designed to fit everyone. For those seeking a more fitted look, we recommend ordering one size down. This applies especially if you’re used to more tailored styles, regardless of gender identity.
Tee Specs:
- Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants).
- Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester.
- Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester.
- Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix.
- Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend.
- Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
- Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape.
- Masterfully Side-Seamed.
- Swish Embassy Branding on the Yoke (rear neck).
It’s not just a t-shirt; it’s a conversation piece.
Payment & Security
Payment methods
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