Nutcracker of Finland (Christmas stocking)
Warm the hearts of your loved ones with this Christmas stocking! A timeless symbol of joy and giving, it’s a must-add to your holiday decorations. The stocking’s softness invites warm feelings, while the white fold-over cuff adds an elegant touch to its festive look. With a loop for hanging, showcase it on your festive display with pride. • 100% polyester • 7″ × 18″ (17.8 cm × 45.7 cm) • Off-white color fill on the other side • White fold-over cuff • Comes with a loop for hanging it up • Blank product sourced from China Important: This product is available in the United States only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.
$32.00
Omicron of the Seas
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder tapingSize guide LENGTH WIDTH S (inches) 28 18 M (inches) 29 20 L (inches) 30 22 XL (inches) 31 24 2XL (inches) 32 26 3XL (inches) 33 28 4XL (inches) 34 30
Otter (Polo)
Most embroidery designs also available on headwear: Embroidered Polos Headwear Description Policies Wash Reviews Embroidered Polos Introducing our new 100% cotton polo shirt! The detailed embroidery is a great conversation starter, and thanks to the pre-shrunk fabric, the shirt will maintain its shape after washing.The fit is generous. We recommend going down one size. 100% pre-shrunk ringspun cotton pique (sport grey has 10% polyester) Relaxed fit Detailed left chest embroidery Double needle bottom hem for a sleek finish Three woodtone buttons on a clean-finished placket Embroidered in the USA Size guide S M L XL 2XL Chest width (inches) 19 21 23 25 27 Length (inches) 28 ½ 30 31 32 33 Size Forgiveness Policy First time shopper? No worries! If your purchase doesn't fit, we'll replace up to 3 items for a different size FREE of charge! Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Washing and Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. Do not dry-clean. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase.
Over the Rainbow (Framed poster)
Make a statement in any room with this framed poster, printed on thick, durable, matte paper. The matte black frame that's made from wood from renewable forests adds an extra touch of class. • Paper thickness: 10.3 mil • Paper weight: 5.57 oz/y² (189 g/m²) • Alder, semi-hardwood frame • Black .75” thick frame • Acrylite front protector • Lightweight • Hanging hardware included
Paisley (Fanny Pack)
Fanny pack is the ultimate accessory for people on the go. And this waist bag has everything—the right size, a small inside pocket, and adjustable straps—to become your favorite fashion item if you're going to a festival, getting ready for a vacation, or just like to keep your hands free. • 100% polyester • Fabric weight: 9.91 oz/yd² (336 g/m²) • Dimensions: H 6.5'' (16cm), W 13'' (33cm), D 2¾'' (7cm) • Water-resistant material • Top zipper with 2 sliders • Small, customizable inner pocket without zipper • Silky lining, piped inside hems • 1¼'' wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulatorsSize guide S/M M/L Fanny Pack circumference (inches) 27 ⅝-37 ¾ 35 ⅜-52 ⅜
$64.00
Paisley Hanky Code Bandana
The Hanky Code is a traditional form of signalling to others what your sexual preferences and interests are. Gay men used this code to communicate with each other in the noisy and distracting environment of gay bars. Although not as widely used these days, it is still a worthwhile resource and is, among those who know, a great conversation starter. COLOR WORN ON LEFT WORN ON RIGHT BLACK SM top SM bottom BLUE, Navy fucker (top) fuckee (bottom) RED fist fucker fist fuckee YELLOW pisser/WS piss freak ORANGE anything anytime nothing now (just cruising) GREEN, Hunter daddy orphan boy looking for daddy
Palm Springs (Swim trunks)
Our fun, colorful swim trunks are the perfect item to wear around the pool or at the beach. They’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner. Get yours now! • Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex • Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²) • Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric • Anti-chafe mesh inner liner • Elastic waistband with drawcord • Mesh pockets • Small inside pocket for valuables • UPF 50+ This design also available as tank top. Size guide A. WAIST B. HIPS C. FRONT RISE D. LENGTH E. INSEAM 2XS (inches) 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜ 11 ¾ 16 ⅞ 6 ½ XS (inches) 29 ⅞ 37 12 17 ⅛ 6 ½ S (inches) 31 ½ 38 ⅝ 12 ¼ 17 ⅜ 6 ½ M (inches) 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛ 12 ⅜ 17 ½ 6 ½ L (inches) 36 ¼ 43 ¼ 12 ¾ 18 ⅛ 6 ½ XL (inches) 39 ⅜ 46 ½ 13 ⅜ 18 ¾ 6 ⅞ 2XL (inches) 42 ½ 49 ⅝ 13 ¾ 19 ¼ 6 ⅞ 3XL (inches) 45 ⅝ 52 ¾ 14 ⅜ 20 ⅛ 7 ⅛ 4XL (inches) 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞ 14 ¾ 20 ½ 7 ⅛ 5XL (inches) 52 59 15 ⅜ 21 ¼ 7 ¼ 6XL (inches) 55 ⅛ 62 ¼ 15 ¾ 21 ⅝ 7 ¼
$128.00
Papa's Hog (Tank Top)
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²) • 30 singles thread weight • Side-seamed • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Party Favors (Fanny Pack)
Fanny pack is the ultimate accessory for people on the go. And this waist bag has everything—the right size, a small inside pocket, and adjustable straps—to become your favorite fashion item if you're going to a festival, getting ready for a vacation, or just like to keep your hands free. • 100% polyester • Fabric weight: 9.91 oz/yd² (336 g/m²) • Dimensions: H 6.5'' (16cm), W 13'' (33cm), D 2¾'' (7cm) • Water-resistant material • Top zipper with 2 sliders • Small, customizable inner pocket without zipper • Silky lining, piped inside hems • 1¼'' wide adjustable straps with plastic strap regulatorsSize guide S/M M/L Fanny Pack circumference (inches) 27 ⅝-37 ¾ 35 ⅜-52 ⅜
$64.00
Patsy (Framed poster)
Make a statement in any room with this framed poster, printed on thick, durable, matte paper. The matte black frame that's made from wood from renewable forests adds an extra touch of class. • Paper thickness: 10.3 mil • Paper weight: 5.57 oz/y² (189 g/m²) • Alder, semi-hardwood frame • Black .75” thick frame • Acrylite front protector • Lightweight • Hanging hardware included
Patsy (Muscle Shirt)
This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look. • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • 32 singles • Wide armholes • Relaxed, side-seamed fitSize guide S M L XL 2XL Shirt Width (inches) 18 20 21 5/8 23 5/8 25 5/8 Shirt Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 Chest to fit (inches) 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53
Pelosi Vote (Hoodie)
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings! • 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Double-lined hood • Double-needle stitching throughout • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocketSize guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
