Confessional (Big Gay Beach Mat)
Confessional (Big Gay Beach Mat) - white / 200x200cm is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Care information
Care information
Machine Wash Cold
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
Non-Chlorine Bleach
Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble Dry Low
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Hang Dry
Hang-dry for longest life.
Iron Low
Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area.
Do Not Dry Clean
Do not dry-clean.
Shipping
Shipping
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Ecological and Labor Standards
Ecological and Labor Standards
Ethical Labor
Our apparel is 100 percent sweatshop free. Production facilities are WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production) certified. Every item is produced under strict codes of conduct regarding fair wages and human rights.
Sustainability
We prioritize low impact manufacturing. This includes significant water reduction strategies throughout the manufacturing process. We also utilize renewable energy sources such as solar and biomass for production.
Safe Components
All fabrics and inks are OEKO-TEX compliant. This certification ensures that every component has been tested for harmful substances. Our products are safe for both our customers and the environment.
*These standards apply to our most popular products including: T-shirts, triblends, women's t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and crop tops.
Description
Description
The Big Gay Beach Mat Tote
Stake your claim on the sand, the grass, the park, the pool deck, or wherever the day decides to get fabulous. The Big Gay Beach Mat Tote is an oversized 80" x 80" beach and picnic mat that gives you plenty of room to spread out, lounge dramatically, snack with confidence, and pretend you planned this whole outing weeks ago.
Even better: when the party moves, it folds up into its own carry tote. No awkward blanket roll. No sad little strap. Just fold, zip, grab the handles, and swan off like the organized beach person you have always pretended to be.
Why You’ll Love It
- Oversized 80" x 80" design: Roomy enough for beach days, park hangs, picnics, festivals, and dramatic lounging.
- Folds into a tote: Converts into a carry bag with handles, making it easy to bring along and pack away.
- Three-layer construction: Made with polyester, cotton, and Oxford fabric for a soft top feel with outdoor-ready durability.
- Moisture-resistant backing: Helps protect against damp grass, sand, and outdoor surfaces.
- Easy to clean: Designed for outdoor use and machine washable for low-maintenance adventures.
- One-sided print: Features bold Swish artwork on the mat side, because your picnic blanket should have a point of view.
Product Details
- Size: 200 cm x 200 cm / approx. 78.7" x 78.7"
- Folded tote size: approx. 19.7" wide x 15.8" high
- Material: Polyester + cotton + Oxford fabric
- Weight: approx. 37.32 oz
- One-sided print
- Folds into a carry tote with handles
- Machine washable
Perfect For
Beach days, Pride picnics, park lounging, poolside setups, outdoor concerts, campy cottage weekends, and any situation where sitting directly on the ground feels beneath you.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Use gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid ironing directly over the printed surface.




