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You Nasty (Ugly Christmas)

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Color: Heather Black
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Made in 2-4 days

We're all about getting your order to you ASAP! 🌟 Each of our products is custom-made just for you, on-demand. And guess what? A whopping 95% of our items are ready to ship in just 2-4 business days!

Sometimes, though, if a product plays hard to get (you know, those temporary stock hiccups) or needs a little extra TLC to pass our tough quality checks, it might take a tad longer to reach you.

Just a heads-up: Once we kickstart the production of your order, we're unable to hit pause or cancel it. And as much as we'd love to, predicting exact delivery dates isn't our superpower yet. 📅✨

Types of Apparel and Accessories Available for Purchase

Apparel

When it comes to adult apparel, a wide range of items are available to suit different tastes and needs. Here are some popular choices:

T-Shirts: Classic and versatile, perfect for everyday wear.

Hoodies: Ideal for cooler weather, offering comfort and style.

Long Sleeve T-Shirts: Great for layering or wearing on their own.

Crewneck Sweatshirts: A cozy option for casual outfits.

Tank Tops: Perfect for hot days or as a layering piece.

Baseball T-Shirts: Sporty and stylish, these are great for a casual look.

Accessories

To complement your apparel, consider adding some stylish accessories:

Hats: From baseball caps to beanies, there’s something for every style. New!

Totes: Convenient and stylish for carrying essentials.

Crossbody Bags: Stylish bags to wear about town.

Home Goods

Beyond apparel and accessories, there are also various home goods to enhance your living space:

Mugs: Start your day with a favorite design on your coffee mug.

Flags: Add some flair to your room with beautifully designed flags.

Wall Art: Perfect for decorating your home or office.

Pillows: Add comfort and style to your living space with decorative pillows.

In summary, a vast selection of apparel, accessories, and home goods are available, offering something for everyone. Whether you’re looking for classic wardrobe staples or unique items to decorate your home, there’s no shortage of options to choose from.

Care information

 

Machine Wash Cold Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
Non-Chlorine Bleach Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble Dry Low Tumble dry low, or;
Hang Dry Hang-dry for longest life.
Iron Low Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area.
Do Not Dry Clean Do not dry-clean.

 

Ecological and Labor Standards

Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts*

  • Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA
  • Sweatshop-Free
  • Final Assembly in Central America
  • WRAP Certified
  • 7x less water use than others
  • Solar power used where possible
  • Oeko-Tex compliant inks
  • Printed in countries with high labor standards including: USA, Canada, Mexico, European Union, Japan, Australia. 

*Applies to the vast majority of our products including: standard t-shirts, tank tops, retail t-shirts, women's t-shirts, hoodies and long sleeves.

Policies

Warranty:
  • If you encounter any manufacturing defects with your Swish Embassy order, you're covered for 30 days post-delivery.
  • Simply take pictures of the issue and contact our customer service team. They'll arrange a return process for a replacement, refund, or store credit.
🚦Returns or Exchanges Policy:
  • 🟢 Size Forgiveness: First-time customers unsure about sizing can relax! If your item isn't the right fit, we offer a one-time exchange for up to 3 items to a different size, free of charge, or provide store credit for their value. Plus, you don't need to return the original item.
  • 🔴 Change of Heart: Due to our on-demand, custom production process, we're unable to accept returns for items if you change your mind. This approach helps us reduce overproduction, so we appreciate your thoughtful purchases.
  • 🔴 Intimate Apparel: Items like underwear, swimwear, and leather goods are non-returnable for health and hygiene reasons. Once purchased, they're yours to keep.

Shipping

At Swish Embassy, we believe in serving you fierce fashion with lightning speed. We ship from the USA, Canada, Mexico, United Kingdom, European Union, Australia, and Japan, darling! To keep things snatched and on point, we route your order to the nearest facility, ensuring your swag arrives faster than a queen sashay-ing down the runway.

We use standard postal services and courier companies depending on where we're shipping to. Find out your shipping options and estimated delivery date at checkout.

Description

Premium T-Shirts

It's soft, lightweight with the just the the right amount of stretch. It fits right out of the package like a well-loved favorite with a tailored chest that drapes straight down beneath the arm holes. 

Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Based on the exact same garment as our regular t-shirt, the long sleeve tee maintains the same proprortions with longer sleeves. Makes for an exellent layering piece without being as warm or thick as hoodies and sweatshirts. 

 Both T-Shirts and Long Sleeve T-Shirts:

  • Available in S to 2XL
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed

Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts

  • Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA
  • Sweatshop-Free
  • Final Assembly in Central America
  • WRAP Certified
  • 7x less water use than others
  • Solar power used where possible

Size guide

S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26

Policies
Size Forgiveness Doesn't fit? We'll replace up to 3 items for first time buyers free of charge!
Exchanges/Returns
Final sale. All orders are printed on demand.
Warranty
30 days from delivery date.

 

Customer Reviews

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Likes: Comfy and cute
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This shirt is good quality and always gets me a grinning compliment when I wear it! Straight women ask me where to get it for their man and queer people give me high fives. I love a look that hits all the bases (living in the south, it’s an ideal combo)

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